Zagcubmegran is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciless jackal.

Zagcubmegran created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagcubmegran, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zagcubmegran, he will be very sad.

Zagcubmegran's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Zagcubmegran's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never feed cucumbers to snakes while wearing black coats.