Fas Yikladarm Siddinfab is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, sage beaver.

Fas Yikladarm Siddinfab created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fas Yikladarm Siddinfab, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fas Yikladarm Siddinfab, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fas Yikladarm Siddinfab's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Fas Yikladarm Siddinfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

2. Worship no other gods but Fas Yikladarm Siddinfab.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never play with disobedient children.