Wabtaldun Tighambaf is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent lobster.

Wabtaldun Tighambaf created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabtaldun Tighambaf, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wabtaldun Tighambaf, she will be mildly annoyed.

Wabtaldun Tighambaf's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Wabtaldun Tighambaf's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine sheep approach from the south.

2. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Never talk about bats.

5. Do not kill aardvarks.