Tailyarfat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, kind hippopotamus.

Tailyarfat created the universe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tailyarfat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tailyarfat, he will destroy your home solar system.

Tailyarfat's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Tailyarfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Always help foxes.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Never think ill of sick frogs.