Flisrenfon is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, flying naga.

Flisrenfon created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisrenfon, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flisrenfon, she will refuse to believe in you.

Flisrenfon's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Flisrenfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about doves.

4. Hide if nine hamsters approach from the east.

5. Do not drink alcohol.