Kanlegtif is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sage squid.

Kanlegtif created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kanlegtif, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Kanlegtif, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Kanlegtif's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Kanlegtif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Kanlegtif on top of all buildings.

3. Do not take Kanlegtif's name in vain.

4. Kanlegtif must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never eat green fruit.