Dagcebcap is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring lion.

Dagcebcap created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Dagcebcap, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dagcebcap, it will turn you into a duck.

Dagcebcap's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Dagcebcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention swans.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.