Raggidxucsomnarlmattit is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, moody jackal.

Raggidxucsomnarlmattit created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Raggidxucsomnarlmattit, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Raggidxucsomnarlmattit, it will turn you into a goat.

Raggidxucsomnarlmattit's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Raggidxucsomnarlmattit's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not hurt dogs.

3. Do not eat coconuts.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Raggidxucsomnarlmattit.