Parktofmobrawnulwapced is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, weak mouse.

Parktofmobrawnulwapced created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Parktofmobrawnulwapced, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Parktofmobrawnulwapced, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Parktofmobrawnulwapced's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Parktofmobrawnulwapced's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry turtles.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never run near mites.