Cabmotgad is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, blissful hamster.

Cabmotgad created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabmotgad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cabmotgad, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Cabmotgad's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Cabmotgad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never wear fawn boots.

5. Never mention hamsters.