Hudnellbetfom is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, dishonest dolphin.

Hudnellbetfom created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudnellbetfom, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hudnellbetfom, it will throw large rocks at you.

Hudnellbetfom's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Hudnellbetfom's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never jump in the presence of manatees.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Worship no other gods but Hudnellbetfom.

5. Always help tortoises.