Pagdudyik Kopvonkhab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, almighty crane.

Pagdudyik Kopvonkhab created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pagdudyik Kopvonkhab, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pagdudyik Kopvonkhab, she will send you a sign.

Pagdudyik Kopvonkhab's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Pagdudyik Kopvonkhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never eat cucumbers.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

5. Worship no other gods but Pagdudyik Kopvonkhab.