Stipnarlip is a god.

He takes the form of a small, emotional owl.

Stipnarlip created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipnarlip, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stipnarlip, he will turn you into a slug.

Stipnarlip's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Stipnarlip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Turtles are not to be trusted.