Tabdossjen is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless goat.

Tabdossjen created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Tabdossjen, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tabdossjen, she will throw large rocks at you.

Tabdossjen's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Tabdossjen's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Hide from pink snails for they are unholy.

3. Always help aardvarks in need.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tabdossjen.

5. Never hurt badgers.