Wodfatvig Sakgumgov is a god.
She takes the form of a large, ill-tempered ferret.
Wodfatvig Sakgumgov created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Wodfatvig Sakgumgov, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in Wodfatvig Sakgumgov, she will turn you into a worm.
Wodfatvig Sakgumgov's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Wodfatvig Sakgumgov's Holy Commandments
1. Never write about black holes.
2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
3. Do not wear white clothing.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.