Bognanmad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, pitiless hedgehog.

Bognanmad created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bognanmad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bognanmad, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bognanmad's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bognanmad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick great tits.

2. Put Bognanmad first in all things.

3. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always treat ducks with great respect.

5. Pray towards the south.