Kippagmet is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, self-assured dragon.

Kippagmet created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kippagmet, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kippagmet, he will be very unhappy.

Kippagmet's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Kippagmet's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

5. Do not eat figs.