Somhighim is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, smart crab.

Somhighim created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somhighim, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Somhighim, he will boil you in a big pot.

Somhighim's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Somhighim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always help dogs in need.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help sick voles.