Honvegmob is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, duplicitous squirrel.

Honvegmob created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honvegmob, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Honvegmob, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Honvegmob's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Honvegmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not keep nine horses in a large pit.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Never go into green rooms.