Dibhugbog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered frog.

Dibhugbog created humankind nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibhugbog, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dibhugbog, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dibhugbog's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Dibhugbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange rings.

2. Run away if nine rats approach from the north.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Never laugh in the presence of moths.

5. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.