Ditwiklun Riglarpgep is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, smart shrew.

Ditwiklun Riglarpgep created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Ditwiklun Riglarpgep, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ditwiklun Riglarpgep, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ditwiklun Riglarpgep's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Ditwiklun Riglarpgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt monkeys.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always help gulls.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Never write about ultrasonics.