Fobdubvol is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, almighty pig.

Fobdubvol created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobdubvol, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fobdubvol, it will destroy your home planet.

Fobdubvol's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Fobdubvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never paint your chest white.

5. Do not eat garlic.