Nurlman Stafwodster is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, staggering octopus.

Nurlman Stafwodster created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlman Stafwodster, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nurlman Stafwodster, it will turn you into a mole.

Nurlman Stafwodster's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Nurlman Stafwodster's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Nurlman Stafwodster in the centre of the settlement.

2. Nurlman Stafwodster loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not chop down trees.