Godrotpang is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, idiotic hedgehog.

Godrotpang created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godrotpang, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Godrotpang, he will turn you into a sheep.

Godrotpang's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Godrotpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to capybaras while wearing tights.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never paint your feet magenta.

4. Do not take Godrotpang's name in vain.

5. Always obey Godrotpang's priests.