Yakdotlip is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, bad-tempered bear.

Yakdotlip created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakdotlip, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yakdotlip, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yakdotlip's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Yakdotlip's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling space in blue.

2. Do not hurt whales.

3. Never jump in the presence of sharks.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always stare at clouds.