Binquillgonkab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, loving fox.

Binquillgonkab created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binquillgonkab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Binquillgonkab, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Binquillgonkab's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Binquillgonkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill bats.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never hop in the presence of snakes.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Binquillgonkab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.