Sawfetster is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, witless ant.

Sawfetster created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawfetster, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sawfetster, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sawfetster's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sawfetster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.