Zednadominpan is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, weak finch.

Zednadominpan created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zednadominpan, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zednadominpan, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Zednadominpan's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Zednadominpan's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.