Sugnelkar is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil swallow.

Sugnelkar created dark energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugnelkar, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sugnelkar, it will turn you into a rock.

Sugnelkar's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Sugnelkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Sugnelkar loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

5. Pray towards the west.