Binyarpkap is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent coyote.

Binyarpkap created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binyarpkap, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Binyarpkap, it will laugh at you.

Binyarpkap's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Binyarpkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never paint your face yellow.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Binyarpkap.

5. Never hurt swans.