Mabhivbellhin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, dishonest bat.

Mabhivbellhin created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabhivbellhin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Mabhivbellhin, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mabhivbellhin's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Mabhivbellhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Always help capybaras in need.

4. Never feed wheat to cats while wearing orange boots.

5. Never talk about fire.