Getdagdog is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unjust dog.

Getdagdog created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getdagdog, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Getdagdog, it will send minions to preach to you.

Getdagdog's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Getdagdog's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Getdagdog loves snails, so they must be honoured.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

5. Erect nine lead sculptures of Getdagdog on top of important buildings.