Babwikart is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate whale.

Babwikart created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Babwikart, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Babwikart, she will not care at all.

Babwikart's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Babwikart's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Babwikart nine times a day.

2. Never think ill of sick doves.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Never eat lemons.

5. Always treat ants with great respect.