Pidyogdad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, vain ferret.

Pidyogdad created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Pidyogdad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pidyogdad, it will manifest in front of you.

Pidyogdad's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Pidyogdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Erect nine iron sculptures of Pidyogdad on top of important buildings.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.