Zangemtif is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, smart fox.

Zangemtif created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zangemtif, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zangemtif, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Zangemtif's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Zangemtif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about strawberries.

2. Never talk about moths.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.