Gabpigdossditpopgep Mislitnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, amazing naga.

Gabpigdossditpopgep Mislitnarl created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Gabpigdossditpopgep Mislitnarl, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gabpigdossditpopgep Mislitnarl, it will have a low opinion of you.

Gabpigdossditpopgep Mislitnarl's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gabpigdossditpopgep Mislitnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never feed onions to monkeys while wearing red corsets.