Wanbagveen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, ruthless wren.

Wanbagveen created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Wanbagveen, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wanbagveen, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Wanbagveen's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Wanbagveen's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near foxes while wearing blue corsets and balancing five aluminium spheres on your chest.

4. Always help otters in need.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.