Wabcibfom is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, able giraffe.

Wabcibfom created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabcibfom, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wabcibfom, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Wabcibfom's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Wabcibfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near horses while wearing black jumpers and balancing four silver spheres on your head.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Wabcibfom on top of important buildings.

5. Worship no other gods but Wabcibfom.