Fobingrag is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, caring snake.

Fobingrag created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Fobingrag, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fobingrag, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fobingrag's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fobingrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never eat peas.

3. Never talk about swans.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.