Dabcedmin is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, irritating clam.

Dabcedmin created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabcedmin, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dabcedmin, he will boil you in a big pot.

Dabcedmin's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dabcedmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near badgers.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always help sick whales.

4. Erect nine silver sculptures of Dabcedmin on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about galaxies.