Citveg is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, staggering tortoise.

Citveg created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citveg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Citveg, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Citveg's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Citveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Do not hurt hamsters.