Hogfarntaghot Dumwigxinvog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless armadillo.

Hogfarntaghot Dumwigxinvog created everything that exists five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hogfarntaghot Dumwigxinvog, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hogfarntaghot Dumwigxinvog, she will turn you into a mole.

Hogfarntaghot Dumwigxinvog's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Hogfarntaghot Dumwigxinvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Hogfarntaghot Dumwigxinvog on top of all buildings.