Kamtarhadsomgess is a god.

It takes the form of a small, blissful scorpion.

Kamtarhadsomgess created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kamtarhadsomgess, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kamtarhadsomgess, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kamtarhadsomgess' most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Kamtarhadsomgess' Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Kamtarhadsomgess must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.