Jatstraglarg is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, able
armadillo.
Jatstraglarg created time and space three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jatstraglarg, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Jatstraglarg, it will jump up and down on your head.
Jatstraglarg's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Jatstraglarg's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear titanium on your body.
2. Hide from magenta gulls for they are unholy.
3. Do not wear brown clothing.
4. You must pray to Jatstraglarg five times a day.
5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Jatstraglarg on top of all buildings.