Cubvonleg is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate badger.

Cubvonleg created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubvonleg, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cubvonleg, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cubvonleg's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Cubvonleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bananas.

2. Never wear purple skirts.

3. Worship no other gods but Cubvonleg.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Respect your elders.