Vegquafzendidligbun Zencibtail is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, wise dingo.

Vegquafzendidligbun Zencibtail created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vegquafzendidligbun Zencibtail, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vegquafzendidligbun Zencibtail, she will refuse to believe in you.

Vegquafzendidligbun Zencibtail's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Vegquafzendidligbun Zencibtail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never chant in the presence of snails.

5. Feed all hungry eagles.