Honhivfad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, intelligent duck.

Honhivfad created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Honhivfad, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Honhivfad, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Honhivfad's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Honhivfad's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Honhivfad.

3. Do not hurt gulls.

4. Do not keep eight bats in a large pit.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.