Bodhigmad is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, ruthless ferret.

Bodhigmad created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodhigmad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bodhigmad, she will turn you into a frog.

Bodhigmad's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bodhigmad's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Never jump in the presence of gulls.