Pigkaddam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciless scorpion.

Pigkaddam created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigkaddam, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pigkaddam, she will turn you into a hamster.

Pigkaddam's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pigkaddam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill manatees.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think about archaea.

4. Learn seven new languages a year .

5. Do not cook food in pots.