Cadvadlad is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, ruthless bear.

Cadvadlad created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadvadlad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cadvadlad, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cadvadlad's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Cadvadlad's Holy Commandments

1. Cadvadlad loves bats, so they must be respected.

2. You must love Cadvadlad.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

5. Never look at stars.